June 18, 2006

yeah, right

Today is Father's Day. My daughter called me last night, but I don't expect to see or hear from my son today. I haven't for quite a while now, so why should Father's Day be any different?

That puts me in a foul, Fisking mood, so I'm gonna shoot a fish in a barrel right here.

(Be forewarned--- that link features one of the most annoying pop-up ads I've ever seen. It will be a cold day in hell when I EVER buy anything from Walgreen's again.)

Asked at an Association of Alternative Newsweeklies convention what his role would be if his wife were elected, the former two-term president said, "I'll do whatever she wants, and I have no idea what that is. I honestly don't know whether she's going to run."

How about keeping your dick in your pants, Mr. ex-President? Huh? Do you think you could manage that much?

"The idea of her being polarizing is a lot of baloney," he said, referring to a popular image that also was tagged onto his presidency.

How about keeping you baloney in your pants? Huh? Stop "polarizing" wimmen with your pole. Maybe then I could take your "wife" seriously.

He told his left-leaning audience of about 500 journalists to consider opposing views and appreciate the value of working with people who differ with them. He urged them not to turn public figures into "two-dimensional cartoons."

"Left-leaning... journalists?" I thought there was no such thing. Besides, Bush looks like a monkey. He's stupid, too. If you don't believe me, read Molly Ivans or check some leftard blogs. "Two dimensional cartoons" are their life's blood. Consider THAT, you asshole.

What concerns him more, he said, is a particular strain of the Republican Party that he said has gotten control in Washington. Reminding his audience that he grew up in the South as a native of Arkansas, Clinton said right-wing ideologues and "ultra-conservative, white Southerners" have "demonized" those who think differently from them.

Their "divisive" approach has made it more difficult to make substantive change, he said.

NO Democrat would EVER "demonize" someone they didn't like, would they? Bush IS a monkey, after all. And Bill Clinton is about as Southern as U.S. Grant or William T. Sherman, in MY humble opinion. Unzipped bastid. Besides, 143 Democrats in Congress voting "NO" on a resolution to fight a war on terror isn't "divisive" at all, is it?

"My problem is I don't think this way of doing politics and making policy is good for America," he said. "We've got to find ways to get back to evidence-based politics."

Impressive words from a man who didn't know what the meaning of the word "is" is, when confronted with an "evidence-based" blue dress with HIS cum-stains on it. Whatta maroon!

Government has become more secretive while the level of discourse over such issues as gay marriage, immigration, and the war in Iraq has become more heated.

Run that one by me again. YOU ran the "most secretive" administration in history because YOU had the most shit to hide. And Congress seems to have peeled a page from YOUR book by engaging in "discourse" instead of actually doing anything about BIG problems in this country, and gay marriage isn't one of them.

He said global interdependence, the Internet, and the proliferation of non-governmental organizations means ordinary citizens feel the effects of and have more impact on developments worldwide.

After the tsunami, for example, Americans donated $1.2 billion for relief efforts, much of that by Internet, he said. And estimates that oil supplies will run dry in 35 to 50 years underscore this interdependence and the need to find other ways besides war to meet the country's needs, he added.

Horse shit. The internet has provided the "ordinary citizen" with better eyes and a louder voice than ever before, and you had better thank your lucky stars that blogs weren't around when YOU were President. You might have been Dan Rathered or Trent Lotted instead of having your nasty ass kissed by the MSM.

And what's this crap about "estimates that oil supplies will run dry in 35 to 50 years." You been hanging around Al Gore lately? I read here that "the oil industry each year finds more oil than it produces."

One of you is lying. I know that the oil industry is all evil and gouging and making windfall profits by screwing EVERYBODY, because I read it in the New York Times, but based on YOUR track record of telling the truth, and screwing a lot of wimmen, I trust them more than I trust you.

"You have to make a world with more partners and fewer terrorists," he said. "And we know how to do that."

Oh, yeah? How? By lobbing a few missles at an aspirin factory the way YOU did? By cutting and running from Iraq, the way a LOT of Democrats want to do? By kissing ass at the corrupt, incompetent UNITED NATIONS, the way YOU like to do?

Gimme a break.

I wish this horny bastid would shut up and occupy himself with what he's really good at, which is chasing pussy. He had eight years to prove himself as a great leader and all he did was talk pretty, bite his lip and... well... chase pussy.

Asshole.