December 06, 2005

Desert dingleberry

Did you ever notice that really stupid people do not realize how stupid they are?

I followed a link from The grouchy old cripple and ended up with this shit smeared all over my shoe. When I read a bit of the Desert Dingleberry's pathetic writing, I figured that he was some pimply-faced, geeky kid who posted his drivel when he took a break from flogging his little, hairless weenie (Hey! That looks just like a penis---only SMALLER!).

I was mistaken. I believe that the Dingle is a grown man, at least in years if not maturity. He just has the MIND of a pimply-faced, geeky weenie-flogger. Here is a typical example of his rapier wit:

went into the breakroom for my lunch today; two members of management were eating pizza.

We have a TV in there that can only pick up one station. One person asks “what’s on?” and the other says “Jerry Springer....that’s so dumb.”

I said “Ugh- those bastards are the poster children for birth control.”

I had never seen people snot pizza through their noses before.

Yeah. Dingle is a regular laugh-riot. He also is a fine example of why Steven Den Beste once said that 90% of blogs are pure shit.

Denny, where do you FIND these people?