December 09, 2004

good question

I think some people explored this same thought when I first started blogging, but maybe it's time to recycle the idea.

TOKYO (AP) - Someday your nose could get a workout while your fingers click the mouse. Japan's top telecommunications company NTT is adding smell to the sights and sounds of the Internet.

A broadband connection controls a machine that has 36 scents, blends of natural oils, such as eucalyptus, sandalwood and basil.

I have an idea about what some blogs should smell like.

Gut Rumbles-- cigarette smoke, stale beer and sweaty feet.

mr. helpful-- cedar boughs and sweaty sluts.

velociman-- decaying human flesh. DO NOT check the crawlspace under his house.

parkway rest stop-- that cloying, sickly-sweet soap provided in wimmen's public bathrooms.

laurence Simon-- a cat-litter box in dire need of emptying. (By the way... the Dead Pool is open for next year if you're interested.)

evil white guy-- Oh MAN!!! Who cut the cheese?

stevie-- leather, horse crap and fresh-cut meadow grass.

dax montana-- nasty, greasy hair wax and home-made wine.

key monroe-- sugar, spice and everything nice. (My ass!!!)

peoria pundit--- A wet sack. A wet sack lying. A wet sack full of something foul.

Not a damn one of them smells good.

Hell, now go play yourself. I'm feeling poorly today. (Goddam cold!!!)