October 26, 2004

red-headed slut

The notorious Red-Headed Slut is an alcoholic beverage that dax montana concocts when he's among the company of friends. Dax is a sadistic bastard and he enjoys watching people walk sideways like crabs on the beach. A couple of Red-Headed Sluts will do that to you.

I've never tasted one. I saw the devastation it did to others, so I steered clear of that lethal stuff. Rather than walk sideways, I preferred to crawl on my belly after a few doses of moonshine home-made wine.

But just thinking about the name of that drink made me wax philosophical. I believe that every woman in the world has a red-headed slut locked inside her, no matter what her hair color. She WANTS screaming, multi-orgasmic, wet, wanton, sweaty sex, but sometimes it's difficult to set that beast loose from its cage.

Some wimmen are extremely inhibited and have a strong guilt complex about doing what really comes natural to them. Breaking down those barriers and finding the red-headed slut behind the curtain has been one of my greatest pleasures in life. You ladies don't fool me. You ALL have a red-headed slut inside you.

And if you haven't found it yet, you're seeing the wrong men.