July 13, 2004
that's a hoot
I was just interviewed by a reporter from People Magazine. She's doing a story on "Blogs That Ruined My Life." I don't know if I really qualify, because my life is not ruined, but my blog has cost me a lot, and I ain't talking about money.
I spoke to her the same way I write on the blog: wide-open and honest. Maybe I'll have 15 minutes of fame in my future.
If you spoke to her the way you do on this blog, and it's about how it affected your life, the interview will be rather cryptic.
People: So Rob, how has your blog affected your life?
Rob: That BLEEEEEP went and BLEEEEEEEEP but BLEEEEEEEP won't BLEEEEEP me off just because she's using her BLEEEEEEP as a BLEEEEEEEP.
People: Er, thanks. Enjoy your life.
I told the reporter that I refer to my ex-wife as a bloodless cunt.
She laughed.
Well.
Now that you're about to become REALLY infamous, d'you think you'll get to unload, verbally, on someone who REALLY annoys you?
Can you get it on video? And bring it to Savannah for the next blogmeet, which I promise I'll come to see?
Huh?
Do tell. When will the story be published?
That must be the same person who called me. I'll be curious to see the article.
