June 03, 2004

The Threefer

.....rrrriiinnngggggg.......rrrrriiinnggggg.....

Rob: .... "You got Rob, speak now, dammit or get off my got-damned phone!"

Doctor's Office:..... Mr. Smith, it's me Dr. Bendyaover, your Proctologist.....um, did you remember that your ex scheduled you for an enshaftulation procedure today, sir?

[ snark /off ]

As for me, when I'm on my deathbed, I want my doctor tending to me on one side of the bed, and my lawyer on the other.

That way, I can die in the same manner as my Lord Jesus.........

.......... between two theives.

Jim
Sloop New Dawn
Galveston, TX

A trifecta would be an audit notice in the mail when you get home.

If you had visited the dentist at the time the tooth had started bothering you, you would have ended up with a simple filling instead of a root canal and crown ($75 versus $1000). I'd choose the cheaper option if it were my tooth.

(end of mothering lecture)

...and I guess you think a paralyzed face is going to get you out of giving me a full report on the meeting this morning...

Now as through this world I ramble,
I see lots of funny men,
Some rob you with a six gun,
And some with a fountain pen.

(Woody Guthrie, Pretty Boy Floyd).

Rob, it costs as much to see a dentist as it does to retain a lawyer these days.

dang, ya'll are brutal to this poor man with an aching head! *L* but they all have a point, sir!

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